The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!