The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to be phone

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!