The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!