The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Find Waldo

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to look through glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!