The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to bleed

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to eat waffles

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!