The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Power to always have exact change.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!