The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!