the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to shower naked.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to not have power

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!