The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to die at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!