the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!