the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!