The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!