The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!