the power to be a complete troll

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!