the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!