The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!