The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to do nothing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see when the lights are on

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!