the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Swiss army teeth.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!