Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power die if you think.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!