The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to die at will

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!