The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to eat food

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!