The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!