The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to see the present.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to have a small penis

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!