The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to do nothing.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!