The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!