The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to look into cheese.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!