The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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captain obvious

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to be a complete troll

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to eat food

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!