The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to remember th...

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!