thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to burn ashes

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!