The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!