The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!