The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to have no powers!

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!