Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to poke

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!