The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have a small penis

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!