To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!