The power to be born.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power of creating poop.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!