the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!