The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to catch em all

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!