the ability to darken darkness

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to die....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of throwing back grenades

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!