The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bleed

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!