The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to bleed

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!