The power to know WTF is going on

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!