The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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black people

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power to breathe

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!