The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!