The power to bleed

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to die....

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to sing but your mute

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!