The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!