The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Poop

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!