The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to die

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Death at will

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to breathe

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!