The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!