The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!